September 15th
9:27 PM

Help I’m watching DWTS and Tommy Chong is dancing to Snoop and it’s magical.

9:19 PM
Via
3:19 PM

Okay, so the original sloth sweatshirt was the Christmas one but now I get to choose and there are so many options! 

Help, which one?

2:42 PM

ALSO I just saw a client walk by for a meeting and he was giant and nice looking and I want to climb him like a tree.

2:40 PM
SHE’S GETTING ME THE SLOTH SWEATSHIRT THAT SHE CONVINCED ME NOT TO GET AND WE HAVE BOTH REGRETTED IT EVER SINCE!!
She asked where I would even wear it and I replied, “I dunno, everywhere. Target.” And it’s true. Also, it’s Portland so where wouldn’t you wear a sloth sweatshirt?
It’s like she knew I was about to kindly request she do more dishes! I thought it was a hipster baby at first because we also very much enjoy Billy Eichner dismissing the lady on the street who named her kid Arrow and we just yell it at each other now and then.

SHE’S GETTING ME THE SLOTH SWEATSHIRT THAT SHE CONVINCED ME NOT TO GET AND WE HAVE BOTH REGRETTED IT EVER SINCE!!

She asked where I would even wear it and I replied, “I dunno, everywhere. Target.” And it’s true. Also, it’s Portland so where wouldn’t you wear a sloth sweatshirt?

It’s like she knew I was about to kindly request she do more dishes! I thought it was a hipster baby at first because we also very much enjoy Billy Eichner dismissing the lady on the street who named her kid Arrow and we just yell it at each other now and then.

1:41 PM
Via

At least let me give you the blanket off my bed.
O r   i s   t h a t   t o o   s c a n d a l o u s ?

8:53 AM

You guys. I’ve been so busy I totally forgot I had tickets to go see The Avett Brothers on September 5th! I didn’t remember until 10 days later!!! I didn’t even do anything fun instead. My brain just shuts off after work and I spaced.

ughhhhhh

September 14th
9:29 PM
Via

mishasminions:

awrogersno:

Chris Evans talks about passing the Human Torch to Michael B. Jordan

ACTUAL DORKY DORITO