So if you are a client coming to meet a partner and hand me a bag of papers that you would like shredded, please take your empty aspirin bottle, used napkin with orange peel, and empty Cold Eeze lozenge box out of the bag so I don’t have to dig it out with my hands.
my friend is trying to set me up
- Erin: Do you want me to ask him if he wants to just come over and rub your feet?
- me: ahahaha
- that's not creepy or anything!
- but yes. i do want a foot rub
- Erin: Eh. If i said rub your feet and watch hannibal maybe
- me: how to win me over, watch MURDER stuff and give me massages.