toptumbles:

Cat trolling

DOG HOMES | BY BEST FRIEND’S HOME

raveras:

dopegirlfresh:dontblameemeka:

Thanks For the spanx

LOL.

“to the strong, beautiful AND classy lady who stole my SPANX from the 8th floor laundry room: i’m terribly glad to know that i enabled you to fulfill your seriously desperate desire for a smooth, sleek, voluptuous silhouette. i also hope that you know that you and i are inextricably connected through a sacred vulval bond … where my labia once carerssed by nude spandex, your labia now luxiriate in the same synthetic tenderness.  that weird hole through which i peed, you now pee through. the lining onto which my ladytime blood was spilt? yup. all yours now. glad you didn’t find the stains off-putting. just remember, SISTERHOOD (and certain contagious skin diseases) are 4-evaaaa!”

Brillz.

Toaster mural made from 2,500 browned pieces of toast — Lost At E Minor