July 3rd
3:09 PM
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azizisbored:

I don’t care what this article is, that photo is getting reTumbl’d.
gq:

Nick Offerman’s List of the 25 Most American Things You Can Do Today
(That You Can’t Do in Socialist Europe or Some Other Backwater)

azizisbored:

I don’t care what this article is, that photo is getting reTumbl’d.

gq:

Nick Offerman’s List of the 25 Most American Things You Can Do Today

(That You Can’t Do in Socialist Europe or Some Other Backwater)

November 9th
12:00 PM
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brynnasaurus:

Okay so Nick Offerman did a Q&A thing for this week’s issue of Entertainment Weekly and this was his response to what voice he’d want on his GPS. He continues to prove he is a perfect human being.
In case you can’t read it:

First of all, GPS weakens us as a society, and I absolutely refuse to use it. If, however, I were the type of weak person that did indulge in GPS, I would like the voice of Gandalf telling me where to make my turns. Who would be more trustworthy in the realm of navigation? Not only does he know where to go, he knows what’s going to happen to you when you get there.


Gandalf is totally the ultimate GPS voice! And sorry Nick, I’m weak and I still love my GPS for long road trips. My good sense of direction and excellent map reading skills can only take me so far. Especially if I don’t have a map handy.

brynnasaurus:

Okay so Nick Offerman did a Q&A thing for this week’s issue of Entertainment Weekly and this was his response to what voice he’d want on his GPS. He continues to prove he is a perfect human being.

In case you can’t read it:

First of all, GPS weakens us as a society, and I absolutely refuse to use it. If, however, I were the type of weak person that did indulge in GPS, I would like the voice of Gandalf telling me where to make my turns. Who would be more trustworthy in the realm of navigation? Not only does he know where to go, he knows what’s going to happen to you when you get there.

Gandalf is totally the ultimate GPS voice! And sorry Nick, I’m weak and I still love my GPS for long road trips. My good sense of direction and excellent map reading skills can only take me so far. Especially if I don’t have a map handy.

November 2nd
12:31 PM
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duckieoverblane:

hot people

duckieoverblane:

hot people

September 30th
12:21 PM
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bbook:

Favorite primetime//realtime marriage.

February 26th
8:06 AM
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This is the first time I ever went there. Ha! Look at me. I’m just a kid.

Of course Ron has a book of him eating some steaks.

This is the first time I ever went there. Ha! Look at me. I’m just a kid.

Of course Ron has a book of him eating some steaks.

January 25th
6:50 PM
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thechaushow:

nick offerman on the martha stewart show.  he really carves things out of wood!
he has a website about his wood work

Megan Mullally is a lucky, lucky woman.

thechaushow:

nick offerman on the martha stewart show.  he really carves things out of wood!

he has a website about his wood work

Megan Mullally is a lucky, lucky woman.